Monday night, Laura dozed off with the boys early and I had to run to New Seasons to get some more of our “cleansing” food. It was 8:55pm, they closed at 9. There was some stuff on that list I had never heard of, but there was one item that was rather embarrassing: the Enema Bag. I had no time to search. I had to ask for help. What was worse, was that the girl who oversees the “Health” area of the shop is pretty good looking. So, here I am saying, “Excuse, do you know where I can find Enemas?” I’m thinking she will just take me to the spot. Nope. “What kind of Enema?” I wanted to scream, “The one I shove up my…” but instead I said, “The one that has a bag and you hang.” She took me right to it. But, then she asked, “Have you heard of Hydro Colon Therapy?” Oh my God, it’s 9pm at night, I’m in Aisle 3 and talking to an attractive woman about getting my colon cleansed out with a power hose. Not the place I wanted to be. Anyway, she was very helpful as I had to go back to her for some other questions. She even made sure to wave to me when I left the store and wished me “Good Luck”. Thank God the cashier didn’t yell over the loudspeaker, “Can someone give me a price check on Enema’s. Price check on Enema’s.” when he couldn’t get the item to ring up. Seriously, I had to go check on the price myself.
Also, I wanted to share a picture of the great dinner Laura and I had. I hope the picture does it justice. Quinoa, steamed carrots, green beans, portabello mushroom, avocado. It was a fantastic dinner. Had two plates. Even the boys liked it.
